Things to ponder

Shaving. Why doesn’t baldness happen on the face?

Middle age couples. Should a pleasure cruise be on
different ships?

A psychologist charges a hundred bucks to say “The
best things in life are free.”

Doctor: “I can’t find a reason for your condition. I think
it’s from drinking. “Patient: “I’ll come back when you
are sober.”

Doctor: “You’ll soon be back to your old self.”
Patient: “That’s what brought me here.”

What can we do with criminals when prisons and
government are full?

Who is at fault when two cars collide at exactly the
same time?

Two kinds of voters. Those for my candidate and those
who are stupid.

The time to relax is when you don’t have time for it.

Flight attendant: “This gum will keep your ears from
popping. “Exiting traveler: “It worked but how do I get
it out of my ears?”

Laughing is smiling out loud.

A smirk is a smile that failed.

I am neither for nor against apathy.

Enough mental exercise? Don’t overdo it.

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