Want progress? Try self slavery

Slaves work for nothing and are the
property of their owner but using
others requires twenty four hour
supervision, clothes, food, housing,
health care and security. Not easy
and slavery has been illegal since
the eighteen sixties so you will be

It is less risky to just enslave yourself.
Think about it. No added expense,
legal exposure or risk of running
away. Easy to do.

Completing what needs to be done
whether your slave likes it or not
produces progress. The constant life
improvement results in an ever
improving attitude. Your slave will be
a happy member of the family.

Self slavery is only immoral if you
mistreat you. Be gentle and prosper.