Democrats eat the fish they catch.
Republicans display them.
Republicans call exterminators.
Democrats buy a can of Raid.
Democrats buy racy, inappropriate books.
Republicans form censorship committees.
Republicans name children after the
Democrats after popular sports figures.
Most of the road refuse is thrown there
Most of the rutabaga is consumed by
Democrats make loose financial plans
and do something else.
Republicans follow iron clad plans
made by their grandfathers.
Democrat couples sleep together.
Republicans have twin beds or
That is why there are more Democrats.